Martin’s Bowland Blog

Martin’s blog will cover things that have been happening in Bowland that may have been missed by the national or local press.

Suggestions and comments are always welcome from locals and visitors alike.

The views and opinions expressed in Martin’s blog are personal and do not represent those of the Forest of Bowland, Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, Lancashire County Council or any other partner in the Forest of Bowland Joint Advisory Committee. They are generally light hearted in tone and should be treated accordingly.

Martin Charlesworth - volunteer, and former Community Projects Officer for Bowland.

Please send any suggestions or comments to bowland@lancashire.gov.uk


Ewan MacColl, Julia Bradbury and Betty all absent but remembered on the walk
Mon, 4 Jul 2011 9:53am

On Saturday, a Festival Bowland event rambled over from Abbeystead to Tarnbrook to admire and account for the beautiful SSSI hay meadows there. On the way we met a man from Manchester who said that he just liked to escape from the city when the weather was fine and Bowland was a favourite destination. 

The words of Ewan MacColl's Manchester Rambler (albeit written about Kinder Scout, Derbyshire) came to mind 

So I'll walk where I will over mountain and hill
And I'll lie where the bracken is deep
I belong to the mountains, the clear running fountains
Where the grey rocks lie ragged and steep
I've seen the white hare in the gullys
And the curlew fly high overhead
And sooner than part from the mountains
I think I would rather be dead.
Ch:     I'm a rambler, I'm a rambler from Manchester way
        I get all me pleasure the hard moorland way
        I may be a wageslave on Monday
        But I am a free man on Sunday
Well, we got to talking and exchanging stories and he tagged along with the rest of us for the next 2 hours as Geoff Morries (local historian and ecologist) and Jon Hickling (ecologist working for Natural England) waxed lyrical about wildflowers and lamented the changes in farming and community that have turned Tarnbrook from a village of 20 families with a pub and a shop to a sparsely populated hamlet. We met a farmer who had lived there all his life, running newly sheared tups down the deserted, cobbled main street. We talked about the weather and prospects for haymaking as the sun burned down. Insects buzzed and clicked in the hay meadows and we arrived back at the magnificent Over Wyresdale parish hall woefully later than planned. I apologised at the outset of the walk for the absence of Julia Bradbury; explaining that we would have to make do with Jon and Geoff's 100 plus years of practical knowledge and experience of wildlife and ecology. In summary then, we got the first hand knowledge and experience but not the immaculate timekeeping and tight trousers. The feedback from the event will tell us whether this was an acceptable trade-off.
At the end of the walk we ate curd tart, orange syrup cake and slices of macaroon cake - all thanks to the 37th edition of 'Home Recipes with Be-Ro Flour' washed down with Twining's tea. Opinions differed as to whether this was 'Yorkshire curd tart' of Betty's quality but it disappeared without a trace. Next Saturday there is the last 'wildflower walk' this year at St Jame's Stocks in Bowland. Will you join us for tea, cake and conversation with wildflower backdrop? Call 01200 448000  
Good King Henry* visits Sawley and gives frank account of life and loves
Fri, 24 Jun 2011 7:09pm

One of the most instantly recognisable figures from history appeared in Sawley Abbey this afternoon and explained why he had ordered the dissolution of the monasteries and why he had variously married, annulled, divorced, discarded and/or decapitated so many women. In the end, he gained sympathy and respect from his modern day audience although his explanation that it was all down to domineering women in his formative years was too much of an easy Freudian excuse for my taste. The mighty Tudor has a comprehensive and well researched website which explains all (including hiring details) with no apologies. (He is the King after all and Kings don't need to apologise.)

As someone who dropped history at the first opportunity at school, I was ignorant about the rise of the Tudors and the 'Mergers and Acquisition' strategies employed by top european families in the middle ages. All of this was entertainingly explained by his majesty. If only my old history teacher had done this!

Festival Bowland events continue to amaze, entertain and educate - make sure you check this website for further Royal stories and future events.

*Good King Henry is also the name given to this edible plant - I forgot to ask him why.

Flying, snakes and thistles
Thu, 23 Jun 2011 10:34am

I was returning from Newton a few weeks ago to find a man with a very large holdall hitch hiking along the road to Dunsop Bridge. He seemed to be holding a sign saying 'Pilot - just landed' or something similar. A modern day Daedalus I thought to myself - ventured too near the burning sun and come tumbling to earth? Being naturally curious I thought I'd stop and ask him where he'd come from, where he had landed (he didn't know exactly) and where he was going etc and then write about it all! About a mile later, another youth with a large bag. Was this Icarus with a holdall stuffed with feathers? (A young woman in fact.) By the time I dropped them both at the foot of Parlick, I knew that they were from the Pennine Soaring Club and had set off some hours previously to see how far they could get. 'How do you navigate?' I asked. 'With Air Maps', they replied. 'What are they?', I asked. 'They are maps that you take up in the air!' was the simple answer to that. I had lots of other questions such as 'What happens if the map gets wet or blows away in the wind? Who steers while you try and set the compass? How do you eat sandwiches?' etc but the journey was too short. If someone from the Pennine Soaring Club wants to get in touch and explain then I would be delighted to devote further space to aerial navigation on a budget. 

 The reason I had been in Newton was to 'recce' a Festival Bowland walk round Newton with Geoff Morries, ecologist and local historian. The evening walk was a great success taking in Melancholy Thistles, Ragged Robin, Yellow Rattle, Eyebright, sandpipers, dippers and Dunnow Hall. The day had been filled with regular blustery showers but the sky brightened in the early evening and the sun came out just before setting to illuminate the Parkers Arms as we headed back towards Newton. The welcoming pub stood out just like the Potwell Inn in a scene from the film of History of Mr Polly as Polly takes in the idyllic setting of the fictional pub thinking that it would suit him nicely to stay and be the handy man and ferryman.

AJ greeted us like John Mills meeting the menacing Uncle Jim for the first time with a wary enquiry - 'So, you're back then?'. By the time we left a soft drizzle had set in and it was a dark night. 

Snakes are last on the menu and I am ashamed to say that this article in the Lancashire Telegraph escaped my notice. I am indebted to 'K' of Preston for brining this to my attention.

Here's an extract from the article -

"A PHOTOGRAPHER has published his labour of love after a four-year study of snakes slithering through the Trough of Bowland. Rodger McPhail has been spying on his fanged friends on a stretch of moorland at the beauty spot. The wildlife artist noticed the snakes four years ago while out trekking on the remote fells. He said he had taken countless pictures in total, a selection of which can be found in his book, The Private Life Of Adders. Photographs include their mating and fighting rituals, as well as photographs of them eating their prey."

Scary or what?

 

Our new Chief Steward of Bowland
Wed, 1 Jun 2011 4:36pm

There hasn't been one since 1922 but William, our indefatigable Lord of Bowland, has just announced that he's appointed a new Chief Steward of the Forest of Bowland. Michael Parkinson, a surveyor and land agent with Ingham & Yorke in Clitheroe, is the lucky man. He has worked in Bowland for over forty years advising a number of major local landowners. Michael, who recently retired as Steward of the Honor of Clitheroe but remains Steward to the Manor of Slaidburn, joins Bowbearer Robert Parker of Browsholme Hall as one of the two grand ceremonial officers of the Forest. 

In times past, the Chief Steward was known as a Master Forester and had his lodge at Whitewell. Former office holders have included a duke, sixteen knights, a baron and an earl. Sadly, Mr Parkinson will not be taking up residence in Whitewell any time soon (the lodge now being the Inn) but we are reliably informed he will be presented with sumptuous letters patent at some future point. Meanwhile, we have to give it to William Bowland. In the past two years, he has added colour to all our lives and stayed true to his promise: to promote Bowland by every means at his disposal.  Long may it continue!

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse return Downham to the middle ages
Fri, 13 May 2011 1:50pm

As prophesied by 16th century French seer Nostradamus, the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse came to Downham last Friday*, turning milk sour,  wreaking destruction, removing road signs, satellite dishes and all evidence of the 21st century as they made their way to the village hall in the early evening. Sue Robinson of 'Spot On' (bringing arts to rural parts) claimed responsibility for invoking 'Barbershopera' and their event titled 'Apocalypse No!' to the stage at Downham. Unfortunately you have now missed award winning quartet Barbershopera in Bowland but their topical tribute to the recent Royal wedding may be viewed here

You may have been unforgiveably late for the Apocalypse but don't miss Sward (Yes, that is how you spell it), the story of a meadow. An unmissable event! 

Fri 13th May at Barnoldswick  01282 818250

Sat 14th May at Melling  015242 21233

Sun 15th May at Slaidburn  01200 446555

….brought to you by Bowland Arts Festival and Spot On…..

*Rumours that Slaidburn had also been visited by the 4 Horsemen were discounted by an anonymous resident who claimed that 'nothing has changed here and we would like it to stay that way' (sic)

 An apology. Martin Charlesworth has now left our employment following several recent complaints about misleading articles and a lengthy legal tribunal. 'Martin's blog' will continue however with regular guest contributors covering non controversial aspects of rural life - including religion,  politics, hunting, farming subsidies and the role of the monarchy. 

A further apology. The dates for the event 'Sward' listed above were wrongly recorded when the original blog was posted - they are now correct and the event has, of course, now passed.

A sign for the times
Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:49am

On Friday morning, William Bowland, our elusive Lord of Bowland made his first official visit to the Forest, stepping briefly out of the shadows to unveil a new road sign at Dunsop Bridge.

The directional sign, handcrafted by Padiham signmaker Duncan Armstrong, bears the name BOWLAND at its top and is located at the junction of the Whitewell Road as it heads west towards the Trough.

In 1974, with the abolition of the Bowland Rural District Council, all the signposts marked with Yorks WR (Yorkshire West Riding) or with the Bowland Archer had these markings removed by Lancashire County Council. 

The symbolic importance of today’s occasion wasn’t lost on our feudal master.  Having already gone on the record championing Bowland’s interests, he loftily proclaimed: “This is a sign for the times. A symbol of pride.  It marks a revival of Bowland’s traditional identity.  It is my hope that, as the opportunity arises, we shall see more signs bearing the name BOWLAND.  It is an honour for me to be invited to officiate at today’s ceremony.  This is an occasion that should make every Bowlander proud”.

While mercifully no forelocks were tugged at this event (there was some mild applause), it is certainly heartening to see our mystery Lord stepping up to the plate. Who says that feudal lords aren’t without their uses?

Bowland boss implicated in outrageous Scottish landscape scam
Fri, 1 Apr 2011 5:58am

As friends and colleagues of Don McKay, self effacing publicity shy head of the Forest of Bowland, Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, gathered to bid farewell to him on Wednesday evening at his retirement party at the Inn at Whitewell, it was becoming clear that he was the agent of an audacious long term plan to prepare the Forest for Scottish rule. Papers released under the freedom of information act show that British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan (the last British PM to wear a moustache in public) conspired with Scottish Nationalists in 1963 to convert whole tracts of Northern England into blanket bog and heather in order to get the border between England and Scotland redrawn. The soon to be designated Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty was identified as an area that would be sold to a resurgent Scotland in return for barrels of North Sea oil recently discovered by geologists in the North Sea off Aberdeen. In a plot line worthy of 'The Manchurian Candidate', the young Donald MacKay was groomed in various local Government posts in Lancashire as a sleeper to be 'activated' when he got into a position of power and influence. Since seizing control of the AONB some 25 years ago, he has stealthily but undeniably changed the landscape of Bowland from idyllic green pasture, rolling hills and tumbling streams where fine hay was made on long late summer evenings - as nostalgically described by Chipping poet Michael Neary in his many poems about the area - into a blighted area of peat bog, crag and beck where nothing grows. The change in landscape and biodiversity has been tracked by top scientists at the European Nature Conservancy over several years by satellite imaging, RAF photo recognisance and from the trapping of small mammals and the recording of plant species carried out by amateur naturists. The evidence of Scottish influence is damming -

  • Over thirty percent of the AONB area is now covered in blanket bog, heather and bilberry
  • Grouse beatings are at an all time high
  • Ticks, mosquitoes and midges have made many previously popular picnic areas into no go areas
  • Salmon, Highland cattle (see photo) and wild boar have been reintroduced at the expense of local breeds - Bowland Blue cattle and Grunsagill Black pigs
  • Last but not least the populations of land agents, ghillies and men (and sad to say women also) dressed in tweeds for no apparent reason are all out of control. 

 

Scottish draper's son, Mackaye, raised eyebrows recently when he supported an attempt by Caledonian MacBrayne to bid for the Knott End ferry and for the same company to put a paddle steamer on Stocks reservoir. It is too early to say how long it will take to unravel the complex web of interactions that have led to such landscape and climate changes in Bowland culminating in the last 2 winters of unparalleled Hibernian harshness but a fresh start can now be made. 

The history of Lancashire Cheese - part 1
Tue, 15 Mar 2011 2:48pm

Margaret Panikkar has been interested in cheesemaking since.......well a long time. You may have heard one of her very entertaining talks on the history of cheesemaking at Bowland Festival events or at a Local History Society meeting - but if not you can now catch up by buying her recently published booklet called 'Pressing the Cheese'. Cheese presses around here used to be made from wood; a huge stone, a ton or more, being used to expel excess moisture. A simple but effective mechanism for compacting milk curds! Most wooden frames have long since perished but the stones remain scattered around farms and the many conversions that used to be farms - used as milk stands, mounting blocks, corner stones for new buildings or as a lamp stand in one case. Margaret has been trawling through old inventories (the records used to calculate death duties) and also photographing and measuring the ones she and other people have found in the countryside for longer than she cares to say but has now written up the account of how they were used to produce cheese in farmhouses throughout Lancashire. Lancashire cheese was a very valuable commodity 'exported' to London by boat long before the era of trains. Lancashire cheese, after a period during the 2nd WW when production was forbidden, is again riding the crest of a wave of popularity. You can buy the book for £3 at Clitheroe or Longridge libraries or £3.50 (that includes postage) from the author Margaret Panikkar, Bromiley, Ribchester Road, Clayton-le-Dale, Blackburn, BB1 9EG.

 

No pulling punches - the Talbot may be in safe hands at last
Tue, 15 Mar 2011 11:39am

When I was a boy, I played rugby at school and as soon as you were tackled and brought to ground you let go of the ball. It was sensible to do this as there would be half a dozen much bigger and stronger lads trying to get it off you. I forget if it was the same rule then but nowadays you are penalised if you do not release the ball - just watch the 6 nations RU championship and see how much that happens. If only it were the same with the pub and hotel trade! The previous owners of the Talbot Hotel, Chipping held onto the place much too long in my opinion and any decent referee would long ago have blown the whistle on them and awarded a penalty. A sending off would not have been too harsh for an offence repeated at many locations!

I'm delighted to hear that there are new owners of the Talbot with a new plan so look out for news in the near future. 

Froggy weather
Wed, 16 Feb 2011 5:20pm

Around this time of year, a certain type of person's thoughts turn to the welfare of frogs and toads (and maybe the whole spectrum of Amphibian and Reptile life). If you are that type of person then you ought to be aware that the North Lancashire ARG - Amphibian and Reptile Group are holding their inaugural meeting at 7pm on Monday February 21st at Old Holly Farm Garstang - contact David Orchard, Chair of the Amphibian and Reptile Group of South Lancashire www.argsl.org.uk on 01204 529312 or 07817 373853. I don't know the dress code.........wellies and flashlight I suppose?

This Froggy photo is of a Common toad taken by Lorna

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